House-style illustration of Dachshund70% PET

A kind of Dog

Dachshund

10 judgments - 30% chose regret

3 good reasons you will regret Dachshund

  • Can be stubbornly vocal whenever a stranger walks near the home.

  • Often excavates deep trenches into your favorite sofa cushions.

  • Selective hearing often kicks in the moment you ask them to sit.

  • Verifying you are human...

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  • Requires steady daily walks regardless of rain, cold, or your exhaustion.

  • Treats closed cabinets as puzzles you foolishly filled with snacks.

  • Can shed noticeable fur across your favorite dark clothes and rugs.