House-style illustration of Kaiju? REGRET

Kaiju

No judgment yet. Dangerous power.

3 good reasons you will regret Kaiju

  • A single playful tail wag can easily alter local zoning laws and municipal power grids.

  • Standard living rooms lack the vertical clearance required for a basic stretch.

  • Snoozing on the driveway will inevitably crush your vehicle and block the entire street.

  • Verifying you are human...