House-style illustration of Rhino? REGRET

Rhino

No judgment yet. Dangerous power.

3 good reasons you will regret Rhino

  • Standard doorways, drywall, and fences tend to yield instantly to a casual trot.

  • Groundskeeping costs skyrocket when lawn mowing is replaced by heavy-duty trampling.

  • Transporting them to routine checkups requires industrial freight equipment instead of a car.

  • Verifying you are human...