House-style illustration of Seagull? REGRET

Seagull

No judgment yet. Dangerous power.

3 good reasons you will regret Seagull

  • Any unattended snack within line of sight is treated as open public property.

  • Piercing calls start at dawn and carry easily through entire neighborhoods.

  • Outdoor furniture and patios require relentless scrubbing to manage the frequent mess.

  • Verifying you are human...