House-style illustration of Shoebill? REGRET

Shoebill

No judgment yet. Dangerous power.

3 good reasons you will regret Shoebill

  • Unblinking, motionless staring sessions can make relaxing in your own living room uncomfortable.

  • Their distinctive bill clattering resembles rapid heavy knocking echoing down the hall.

  • They need expansive enclosure space and specialized feeding arrangements to stay healthy.

  • Verifying you are human...