House-style illustration of Spinosaurus Mirabilis63% REGRET

A kind of Dinosaur

Spinosaurus Mirabilis

8 judgments - 63% chose regret

3 good reasons you will regret Spinosaurus Mirabilis

  • Needs far more yard space and water depth than a normal home offers.

  • Can leave enormous muddy footprints across your lawn and patio.

  • Finding and storing enough suitable food would overwhelm a normal household.

  • Verifying you are human...

Also true for dinosaurs

  • Can easily crush patio furniture during a brief burst of playfulness.

  • Needs far more living space and heavy cleanup than a normal home provides.

  • Often treats sturdy doorframes as minor obstacles to walk right through.